Tag: cats
member name: Jude Cowell
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October 10, 2006 08:03 PM EDT --
For one year, way back in the 90s, my family and I were happy owners of a lovely Turkish Van, one of the more interesting and intelligent of the cat breeds.
Thought to have been around since the . . . more
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June 12, 2006 09:10 PM EDT --
There once was a cat from Havana
an old hippie with a bandana
he got contact high
from Mary Jane's pie
with Rosanna Rosannadanna.
jc 6.12.06
ps: not sure how that'd work with . . . more
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March 06, 2008 09:00 PM EST --
Well actually 86, if you don't count the originator, moi.
Succumbing to a desire to lift myself from a self-imposed snit due to having no catch-all-post-it-here group under my Gather . . . more
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June 20, 2006 09:28 PM EDT --
There once was a cat from Amherst
whose poems were always the worst
he dropped every e
except after c
he wasn't so very well-versed.
jc (c) 6.20.06
(apologies to poetic cats everywhere.) . . . more
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December 24, 2006 05:44 PM EST --
Earlier today, Mr A.Cat, formerly in service to our nation, wrote a ditty on behalf of Christmas, Santa, and the recalcitrant George Bush who deserves a good scolding at the very least and an empty . . . more
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December 27, 2007 08:52 PM EST --
A Tribute:
My niece and her family have lost their favorite longtime pet, Miz Cybil, whose padded paws are today at rest.
Cybil believed in food, not diets, in oversight, not apathy, and was always . . . more
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September 29, 2006 05:24 PM EDT --
You've heard of the kitten of course
who rode into town on a horse
ignored laws and borders
for those were his orders
which filled us with buyer's remorse.
jc for Mr.A.Cat (first . . . more
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December 17, 2006 11:55 AM EST --
Two kittens meet Wednesdays for lunch
a cod and a salmon to munch
when quick to the table
Meow Cat is able
to beat Howie Cat to the punch.
Their first names are Meow and Howe
much cuter than . . . more
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October 14, 2006 06:24 PM EDT --
It isn't the cat on the Hill
or kittens promoting the shill
it must be the cat
who lies through his hat
then sends the taxpayers the bill.
(Mr.A.Cat describes Washington for Lim's . . . more
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July 31, 2008 08:18 PM EDT --
Some members of the human family suffer from insomnia. Some human families act as roommates for those of the kittycat persuasion who are examples of spontaneous snoozability.
We human beings can take . . . more
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September 08, 2006 11:04 AM EDT --
A phat cat was in phinest phettle
but then he bethunk him to meddle
he liked to intrude
to go for the crude
while freedom he said he would peddle.
Democracy failed to take root
in spite of . . . more
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December 10, 2006 01:08 PM EST --
Around my daughter's house the answer is a resounding, au contraire!
In spite of the infamous old wives' tale that cats have it in for babies in the most nefarious way possible--being jealous, . . . more
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November 15, 2006 07:31 PM EST --
Little bitty
boxy kitty
in the cardboard
you will sitty.
#Please add a verse if you like, but same meter please!#
Jude, admirer of kitties in boxes
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September 28, 2006 11:56 PM EDT --
Mr.A.Cat still has me publishing his ill-humored verse at http://limslimericks.blogspot.com and he wants me to pass this particular lim along to anyone who isn't wearing their political indoctrinations . . . more
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February 10, 2007 08:13 PM EST --
Over at http://limslimericks.blogspot.com you'll find such snippy snippets as this:
A sleek cat by name of Obama
knew war was much more than a comma
there's steam on his plate
. . . more
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March 21, 2007 09:22 PM EDT --
Once upon a time a few years back my family and I had a house full of kittens.
Perhaps full is strong word, but you know how expansive some kitty personalites can be--human beings are their subjects and . . . more
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October 19, 2006 07:05 PM EDT --
The cats on the Hill eat their own
as State of Denial has shown
they leak naughty news
to time how they choose
and keep Georgie Bush on the throne.
With Foley cat kicked by the road
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October 20, 2006 08:36 PM EDT --
Ready for November elections? So am I. Yet still we must suffer them...with new boss same as the old:
Political cats like to dine
on caviar, sinews, and wine
they still do the hussle
without . . . more
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January 21, 2008 10:50 PM EST --
Five-hundred Friends of Gather ilk
if they were cats I'd pour them milk
but if a canine glint appears
I'd serve them Milk Bones with their beers
so pleased as punch to have them . . . more
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July 20, 2006 09:25 PM EDT --
A Limerick lies herein so be careful where you begin.......
this is another limerick dictated by Mr.A.Cat as mentioned in my new blog http://limslimericks.blogspot.com.
If . . . more
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